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Bad, Bad Friends

It's a horrible, horrible thing to have a friend like Tiffany. You see Tiffany likes candy and I like candy. It's just that I don't eat candy and I'm pretty insultated from seeing or being around candy. I was anyay ;) Actually Tiffany knows I'm just giving her a really freakin' hard time... but, seriously, she gave me this Caramel Apple today... the ones like when you were a kid and went to a down home kinda fair... not the overblown commercialized version we have today. I had to take it into the office so that it wouldn't melt in the car. To be honest, I thought about putting it on the counter in the office but then I felt bad because it was such a thoughtful gift. So I brought it home... and then I knew it was there... and then I decided to eat some of it. I was expecting to be highly disappointed. I am disappointed everytime I eat chemical candy. The chocolate always has this wierd fake taste and the sugar candy leaves me wondering what I got stuck in my mouth. I have to say, that freakin' apple, it rocked. I only ate half of it. It was a green apple (mhmmm sour...red apples suck), crunchy covered with caramel, chocolate and nuts... but the chocolate was chemically and the caramel -- that was probably the first and best caramel I've had in 10 years. I don't think I've ever tasted a food that made me feel like I was 10 years old before.


Yoga is gonna be a tough week. Mysore Wednesday is out as I have kid responsibilities in the morning. I also have to register The Daughter for kindergarten -- that's hard to believe and a really wierd feeling. I can't believe I'm gonna be the parent of two elementary school children. Maybe first series. Friday Cameron is coming down and, for the first time since I became a parent, I'm gonna get the entire house to myself for a whole night (so that I can go OUT with Cameron, et.al.).


I just got told that The Son has a Flat Stanley project. Who is in India right now? Or maybe I have readers in some other far off country? If you don't know what Flat Stanley is, my son will make a "Flat Stanley" (a "flat person") which he mails with a letter to someone... they then respond with a letter and pictures "of what our Flat Stanley saw and did while on their vacation" I've seen some of these projects and it's pretty cool. I saw one of Flat Stanley at temple in Japan where they dressed him up in a kimono type thing... one of a Flat Stanely in Ireland in a kilt. India would be a cool place for him to have a Flat Stanley from... I'll have to ask The Son where he wants to send him!

Comments

Cruncy, sour green apples rock!!! Those apples were awesome!! AND YOU LOVED IT and you LOVE me!

So home alone on Friday night...that's seriously hilarious. Whatever will we do with you? I know, I'm home alone this weekend too. I think my parents can safely leave and now I won't throw any parties (like last time-lol). You want to party at my house?!

You can send one to me, and I can show Flat Stan a great time in NYC. My kids would get SUCH a kick!!!

Email me if NYC is far away (and different) enough.

Lauren

J,

Try Newman's Organics Dark semi-sweet chocolate(organic). Its good for you and has much the same benefits as the drinking red wine thing. Plus its not as fattening as milk chocolate.

And it tastes good.

M

We're far from India, but we hosted a Flat Stanley from CA before (one of WIFE's college friends). Stanley was photographed with all the kids doing in their various homeschool routines, which made for a different sort of school conversation.

We'd be happy to do so again. Maybe he can come south after visiting Lauren.

Someone brought a life size flat stanley to yoga once and we had him do dwipada in front of the alter and pose with Tim, the life size ones are pretty flexible.
K

well bad friends are not good to hang out with because what do they do to you bad things of course. Like for an example they swear they hurt you they threaten you and they will make a fist to you well that is not a good friend to hang out with. But you can hang out with the nicer people not the the bad ones. Like my mom says that always be with the better people not the bad ones.

I have a person for a friend her name JOJO
she calls me names and begs me to be her friend she send me VERY UGLY things and i don't like it @ all.